Time for Night at the Zeal!
Sorry for taking so damned long to post this.
Okay, last we saw, our heroes were kicked out of the Knight Club, the Zeal.
After this we decide to fly through time to grab bling, and a set of really kickin' wheels (or closest substitute). We decided tat since the chests seem to exist at multiple places in time, we would simply just go to the future and slowly go back in time to grab these items. But first, we decided to get some really kicking duds. We headed to te monster village--as well, they really knew how to get into these discoteque type clubs.
We head to that large purple pyramid. Marcus. Jinkies and R66-Y get there, ring the door bell via that vibrating pendulum--do not ask where Jinkies keeps it. There is not enough brain bleach in the world for that.
Marcus decides to grab the sword instead. He is so insensitive. Here we go for clothes shopping, and he gets completely distracted. Jinkies quietly wished he was dead. Well, quiet if you count shouting out:
"YOU HORRID INSENSITIVE PRICK! YOU JUST AND TO GRAB THE OTHER PRICK! SERIOUSLY SOMETIMES I WISH YOU'D JUST D.I.A.F.! THAT MEANS DIE IN A FIRE YOU MORON!"
Marcus really did not get what Jinkies was shouting about. He had a cool knew sword, that was all he knew.
Then heading to the future, to grab some bling.
We grabbed something to make R66-Y even fatter. Something to reduce Tit's MP consumption,some Magic Capsules that were take a part and turned into MORE Napalm Bombs for Jinkies (and does she REALLY need to shout out, "NAPALM! IT STICKS TO KIDS!" every time?).
We also got a wallet item--that turns our experience into money. Now then, where to level up (my wallet). We figured if we fought enough, we could get some of that really keen (but expensive) monster gear (an considering we kick everything ass anyways...). We ran around killing random monsters, an a Nu--which oddly did not have "an itch to be scratched."
Marcus felt very left down at this point. The battles were won easily as Marcus' base Speed stat is maxed out--or if not maxed out, it is nearly maxed out. Woman has stated taking the Speed an Strength Capsules. She generally seems very antsy after the Speed Capsules. I do not think she sleep for a week after the last one.
We decided that since we had gotten some armour items in the village (not many) that we would never be able to afford that wonderful Monster Village fashion.
We decided to head to Crazy Bethlasar's Car Dealership. Ol' Bethlasar is best known for sending signals out into space, wearing a tinfoil hat, and muttering odd incoherent jibberish.
Mostly about time being destroy by some kid over in some El Nino Islands or something. The El Nino Islands are a bunch of mud hut villages. This between him tapping out strange messages on is machine, urging people to kidnap this "Serge" fellah.
But damn, Johnny raves about his great deal on cars.
So we head there, to get the wheels.
He was dead.
WHICH MEANT WE WOULD BE GETTING THE BEST DEALS EVER TO BE FEATURED IN CRAZY BETHLASAR'S USED TIME MACHINE LOT!
NEVER WILL THERE BE A BETTER DEAL! YOU'D THINK BE WOULD BE DEAD CRAZY TO MAKE THESE DEALS! THIS FOUR DOOR WITH MINOR BREAK LINE REPAIRS (required) DOING FOR AN AMAZING STEAL! THIS PLUSH COATED INTERIOR BOOGEY VAN? YOU CAN BARELY SMELL THE DEAD HOOKERS! AND WITH THIS NOT SO NEW CAR SMELL YOU GET A NEW GREAT CAR DEAL!
THE SPACE CHICKENS SHALL PECK US ALL! WE MUST FEAR THE SPACE CHICKENS! BIGOCK!
COME NOW TO CRAZY BETLASAR'S DEATH SALE!
Marcus nearly got roped into the Boogey van.
No, wait--he did. So now we are traveling through time in a rather "tricked out" time machine that smells like lye.
Marcus was smacked by everybody every time he said, "Hey, I know you like to kill things. And I know you like time travel. So I have you an odd deadly smell, so you can enjoy a victory dance while you travel through time.", or various times he tried to mention, "I like how the whistles go WOO! WOO!"
So, now we are in the Ice Age--and still locked out of the Zeal. Damnit Marcus!
Role-playing/Third-Person 2D Action RPG
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