KatrinaTheLamia reviews The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass (DS)

I... I... I am the Hero of Time. I saved Hyrule from the Prince Theif Ganon and Termina from a moon crashing into it.

I do not get any respect. Young punks today, do not understand about what I did. I was there...

It twisted me. Especially that Navi thing. "Hey! This is a grass patch! It has clorofil!" "Look! This is a fence! it keeps you out!" and "Listen! This is a ladder, his the Action Button while standing next to it."

Sometimes.... sometimes when I sleep, I wake up... and I still think I have Navi following me! The Ocarina of Time ended for everybody else--but... me.

One dream I have been having recently. I am some Hero of Wind stuff. They are getting really weird. I am on a boat with Zelda--who is a Pirate Tetra instead of Sheik. Somehow, Zelda is kidnapped. I guess they kidnap her, because if they kidnapped me, it would do not good, Zelda/Sheik/Tetra would kick Ganon's ass even faster.

Target select. Look! You can hit the Z... no... calm down Link... think of the therapy.

This--this dream is from a top down view. Like, I am watching myself move. I appear to swipe my sword in a strange manner, or I just mentally "tap" my enemy and I kill them. Standard dungeon stuff. Really weird looking dream--like I am in a bunch of moving pictures.

But...

NAVI! NAAAAAAAAVI! NAVI! NAVI! NAVI!

Why?! WHY CANNOT I ESCAPE HER?! Please--just... no... LEAVE ME ALONE!

*whimpers and sobs*

Doctor? Did I make progress today? I mean, this is not a normal reason for post traumatic stress disorder, but I feel good about how I am... oh... more pills.

(Yeah, figured that this was the only way to do a proper review on this game... hopefully it was interesting)